Top Ten Signs You Are a Fish

1. You argue with the ATM machine over your available balance.
2. Players opt to pee in a bucket underneath the table rather than miss playing a pot with you.
3. You are on a first name basis with the chip runners.
4. The only way you can get even for the night is by hitting the big end of the bad beat jackpot.
5. You're two favorite words when it's time to showdown are "I missed."
6. You multi-table live.
7. Players kick their cigarette habit to avoid hearing your bad beat stories in the smoking area.
8. You play musical chairs at the table hoping to warm your butt in "the lucky seat."
9. You set your watch to go off at the top of the hour so you can immediately request a set up.
10. "But they were suited!"